Hey, this is gonna come as a surprise to y'all, but I'm BORED.
Something about this job. Hmmm, what could it be? Right. It's a soul sucking, fairly thankless, under paid position.
How could I forget that?

Other than that, it's all pretty good.
Well except for that fuckin' Arnie thing. That scares me more than the prospect of spending the rest of my life at Weasel Central. California, you shoulda gone for Gary Coleman.